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2010-01-15: Coffee Like Women - Misc Stuff

OK this one is out there. It was funny in my head. This was actually the first comic I thought of after the very first "Taco Humping" comic I drew. I just couldn't figure out a way to draw a visual of a coffee woman.

So I stewed and stewed. When I told Donald the joke verbally he thought it was pretty funny, but he said, "How in the hell are you going to draw a woman made out of coffee?"

And here we are.

So I figured I'd add the "coffee golem" text to help a little with the joke. And I find myself committing the mortal sin: Explaining my joke with text.

What's really horrid is just how bad I am at drawing. When I started I was so freaking proud of what I had learned about perspective. Then I looked at the final result and it was like a light fart noise.

So, it is incredibly difficult to be even moderately interesting without pissing off 80% of the hardgeus.com reading public. I could pitter and patter and talk about coffee-comics. I could zing and zang, but what I would really like to talk about is Haiti.

And immediately alienate virtually all of my viewership with my utterly bleak view.

Even the allusion is almost too much. How many sexy quarter girls have now hit the ignore button? (Is there an ignore button?)

I am forced to self-censor. Always and forever. The vitriolic vitriol that flows from my tongue disgusts everyone around me.

But this is insane drunk talk.

Tomorrow will be a day to remember. Not only will the Saints be playing in a huge playoff game, but this will also be a precursor to an epic battle between the frighteningly awesome Cowboys and the Farve-Laden and dangerous Vikings. Before the Saints even hit the field they will be threatened with the beast that they will have to face. Whether it be the Catastrophic Cowboys or the Vociferous Vikings, it will be a battle to fear.

This shit is so exciting that even my Goth Friends are shouting "Geaux Saints!"

And that, indeed, is a sight to behold

Postscriptum:

Be sure to re-read everything you write. Over and over. I have fixed about 15 embarrassing errors in this turd-spew alone. You would be amazed at how stupid you sound if you do not revise your words.

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