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Hottest Hotties of Hollywood

OK, I know I'll get a lot of flak for my choices of the hotties...I always do.
But these are the hollywood chicks that I think are hot. If you disagree, put some up on your own damn web page!!!!!

2001-11-11: Bettie Page

Bettie Page is the sexiest woman that ever lived. I've noticed that a lot of my modern day picks have a little bit of Bettie Page's style in them. She exercised and had a kickass tight body back before that was in style. (Apparently, cellulite and love handles were the vogue at some point)

While Marilyn Monroe was busy sleeping with Kennedy and pretending to be naughty, Bettie was the real deal. She introduced America to leather, latex, bondage, and girl on girl spankings.

Unlike Monroe, she didn't have to get killed by the CIA to remain famous. She simply ducked out of sight before she got too crusty. I love Aerosmith, but I think they should follow her lead.

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2001-09-26: Fairuza Balk

There is no chick in hollywood that I get more shit over than Fairuza Balk. All of my friends say she is repulsive.

I think she is super hot. Screw you guys. I don't really understand what force it is that makes people all of a sudden judge women by a rigorous standard the second they are on TV. If Fairuza Balk was some chick at your office you'd be all over her goth ass trying to get some boody.

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2001-09-26: Debi Mazar

I get almost as much shit over her as Fairuza Balk. But there's something about her. I think it's her blue eyes...

She hasn't really been in all that many movies. Off the top of my head all I can think of is Batman 3, Money for Nothing, Trees Lounge, and Space Truckers (Which was so bad that even the fact that she was half naked couldn't keep me watching)

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2001-09-26: Milla Jovavich

Milla Jovavich is not human. She is a goddess sent down from some sex puppy galaxy where all of the women are perfect.

Milla makes me feel like a loser. 1) She's beautiful and therefore makes $$ as a model 2) She is reasonably talented and is successful as an actress and 3) Writes her own music and is GOOD

I am a loser.

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2001-09-26: Jenny McCarthy

This is my all time favorite picture of Jenny McCarthy. It doesn't really scale well, but I wanted to get the whole "mustard flying through the air" shot.

A lot of people think she's annoying. But I think she's got more personality than the entire rest of Hollywood's veneer bitches put together. She's funny, witty, and doesn't mind poking fun at herself. Most of these hollywood pedants live in a bubble that they'll shreik in fury at any attempt to pop.

Besides, she's so damn sexy!

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