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2009-11-28: Shaggy's Visions

Shaggy's Visions

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2009-11-27: Fruit Punch

So the time has come to broach a Tender Subject. It is the question of sexuality on hardgeus.com

A fair percentage of my "fan base" consists of gay dudes. The web logs of referrers and random conversations in the French Quarter don't lie.

But the strange thing is a large quantity of my hate mail revolves around either my a) Obvious Homosexuality or b) Obvious Gay-Bashing.

And of course, being a conservative-type dude, the straw-man argument is always my pent-up homosexuality vs. my outward politics.

Anyhoo.

The point is that I have spent a huge chunk of my social life in the gay community. I have had gay guys call me an "absolute fag" while they caress their lover(s).

I have discussed the phenomenon of the "Down Low" in the dark of the night on the corner of Chartres.

I have discussed the nuances that differentiate "us" from the twinks.

So the point is this: If I want to make a joke about Fruit Punch, by god I'm going to do it. It certainly won't be my gay friends that get insulted.

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2009-11-25: Thanksgiving Secret

I wracked my brain all day trying to find humor in Thanksgiving. Unfortunately, all of my thoughts gravitated toward political hoo-hah and other tiresome subjects.

Finally it struck me. Satan. Satan is always funny.

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2009-11-24: Snack Attack!

I am working some hellish hours these days. I get up at 4:30 AM and drive a 3 hour round trip to Baton Rouge. Life is a blur.

One tiny joy I have is looking around and trying to think of the funny around me.

While I was at the RaceTrack today I saw a sign that depicted a sexy woman eating a pastry with the text "Snack Attack!"

This is the result.

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2009-11-22: A Comic for Decatur Street

This is a comic for Decatur Street.

On Decatur Street there are Tramps and Vagabonds. There are all manner of dirty and sexy people.

In my "normal life" I am a passionate person. I have strong feelings about politics and about religion and about all of the Big Important Things.

But on Decatur Street all of these things melt away. None of these things matter. We are all just people milling about in the greatest place that the world has ever known.

Do you doubt it?

Beautiful women from Venice confide that New Orleans is the True Europe.

People from the most interesting places on earth say to me, "This is the most amazing place that I have ever seen."

This dirty hole in the wall.

In this dirty hovel I have met millionaires, geniuses, leaders of men and more. God chose to grant me the gift of solid memory retention in the face of alcohol-altered reality.

I honestly believe that this is where the greatest amongst us congregate. All of us who find it so painful to be human try to find a nice safe place to devolve.

(And yes, I know that I am ripping off this sentiment.)

So, here it is denizens. Your not-quite-funny comic of the day.

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