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Phil Hartman played a Vampire, and as he was about to suck the blood of his victims, they would reveal some sort of lurid sexual past, or otherwise indicate a horrid blood-borne disease. There is nothing new in this world. Permalink to this post. |
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If he was some wingnut Christian fundamentalist who hoarded guns there would be no investigation. There would be no question as to his motives. He's a crazy Christian and that's good enough for us. But here we have to ask every question, we have to turn over every stone. Is it post traumatic stress disorder? Well...he has never been in the line of fire. Maybe it's PRE traumatic stress disorder! We should run several headlines about other soldiers who have lost their shit to help out the administration. We don't want to say the "T" word. Terrorism is Passe'. That is GW BushSpeak. We don't say Terrorism any longer. We will launch an investigation to determine the likely possible cause of the conceivable mix of chemicals that may have induced an ethnically challenged person to possibly strike out against the oligarchy that is the US of A. Bah. It makes me ill. Permalink to this post. |
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This is my favorite Biblical quote. My second favorite is: "It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God" One thing that I have learned over the years is that people can look at green grass and tell you it's red. People can argue for eternity over the meaning of one sentence. I have always considered this quote to be quite clear and unambiguous. But no! My Christian friends who are also aggressive businessmen do complex mental gymnastics to make this quote mean any number of bizarro things. I spent over an hour arguing with a friend, and listened incredulously as he spun this simple sentence into a complex tapestry of doublespeak. Over the years I have learned that there is truly no hope. When you can spend an hour arguing about one sentence, what hope is there that paragraphs and paragraphs -- pages and volumes -- of writing can ever truly be parsed and logically debated? Before I uploaded this picture I asked Tracey if this looked like a Ceasar salad. I wasn't too sure. This just goes to show you...Once you have seen a thing it is hard to un-see it. For years I thought the Cracker Barrel logo was a picture of Uncle Sam pointing at me. (Don't Ask.) Now it's impossible for me to see anything but a dude sitting at a barrel. Permalink to this post. |
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Does he really believe these things? I ask myself this. I am surrounded by cynical drunkards swinging their metaphorical dicks and I wonder if any of them believe any of the things they say. And the child in Africa is none the wiser. None of the grandiose ideals or Great Dreams make one bit of difference. His water is still tainted. He still suffers while we argue about the relative merits of conservatism versus liberalism. It is all a joke. Our dreams and fixations are the final joke. We argue about the illusions gifted by opulence and excess. Zero Carbon Footprint, Indeed. Permalink to this post. |
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