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2010-04-24: Greasing the Axl

Greasing.

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2010-04-21: The Comedian.

David said to me:

"All of this just goes away with two simple words, 'I quit.'"

I didn't really understand what he meant at the time, but I do now.

Last night I spent over an hour talking to a former co-worker about computer programming. And his horror stories were all too familiar. The stories are all the same. The unrealistic expectations, the insane requirements, the complete incompetence from the client.

And I just want out. But what do I do? I am 34 now, it's not like I can just pick up and decide to be a welder. I have a wife and two dogs. I owe my dogs some sort of decent life.

(That was a joke by the way)

I think that the only thing I can do is to put on the grin of "Old Boy." I honestly think that is the only thing I can do. I can grin into the face of madness and march ahead. Do the Right Thing, write the software correctly, and Never Give Up.

The White Stripes were right:

"Be like the squirrel, girl, be like the squirrel."

All problems are far too difficult to solve directly. You have to bite off chunks and just try to persevere.

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2010-04-18: A New Orleans Graph Joke

All of the smarty-farty webcomics do "graph jokes" where some trend on the vertical axis juxtaposes with some trend on the horizontal axis and you get some funny.

Here's my New Orleans version of a graph joke.

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2010-04-16: The Doggie Bag

I think this is the funniest goddamn thing I have seen today.

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2010-04-09: Double Privy

So I have committed the Double Privy. Today you have to be privy to both the Internet Meme, and also Neil Gaiman's Sandman comics to get this joke.

At least you didn't have to play to level 99 of some crappy JRPG to understand the joke.

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