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2002-01-20: Scott's Unbelievably Hot Sister

I started shopping for wedding rings the morning after I took the lower photo. I've known Scott for several years and only recently discovered that he has a sister. Had I met them at the same time it would have been much less disconcerting. I would have had a chance to acclimate to their similar mannerisms and looks. But, after several years of knowing Scott, suddenly meeting a hot hot hottie that walks talks and looks like him is creeping me the hell out.

There are currently only two obstacles keeping our marriage from happening:

1) She has a boyfriend
2) I'm pretty sure she hates me.

Unless he reads this site and decides to run me over with his car, the former isn't much of a problem. But I'm not so sure a marriage forged with one party despising the other would work. I know it worked for the Clintons, but look at how much trouble Bill's extracurricular activities have caused.

Of course you're wondering how anyone could possibly hate ME. Well, as the regular reader knows, I am afflicted with an acute case of honesty. When sober I'm as honest as your latently homosexual drinking buddy. After a few drinks I simply can't differentiate between honesty and disturbing upwellings from my id. I was having one of my weekly arguments with Brent and we got on the subject of intelligence. Apparently I was coming off a little arrogant. Well, never one to back down from a debate I challenged Brent to name one person he's ever met that is smarter than me. I went so far as to loudly proclaim to all listeners that I was the most brilliant person any of them would meet in their lifetime. While this is something I secretly believe, it generally isn't considered good etiquette to shout it from a mountaintop. Especially if one of the people present has only just met you.

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2001-12-02: Peter

Peter is a punk rock republican. He is part of a new breed of republicans which I think may be our country's last hope. They are right wingers who don't have sexual hangups. They are capitalists who aren't intimidated when liberals start spewing emotional slander. They are people who have been brought up in the liberal system and emerged unscathed with a punk attitude and a responsible fiscal policy.

I had another picture of him that showed the pentagram on his shirt, but this shot was just too slick.

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2001-12-03: Christine

Christine is Peter's lovely wife. She appears very innocent so I used to feel guilty spouting my anger around her, but she is after all married to Peter so I don't think I faze her. For evening entertainment they watch skateboard videos with people getting run over by cars, so I don't think she's too overwhelmed with my non-lethal brand of anger.

They make a great couple, although at a glance they seem to be mismatched. It is like the punk and the princess. But now that I know them I suspect that Christine may be the true punk while Peter, behind closed doors, is the princess.

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2001-10-03: Matt

This is Matt and his girlfriend. Matt looks a lot like I did when
I was 17. Not to say that he looks 17, but it is to say that
I did a bit of bulking up since then. Matt used to live with Brent and
Brenda, but recently moved out. His girlfriend is pretty cool...so far she's
the only girl to be involved in fight club.

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2002-03-28: Frank

Careful kids, he's NOT reaching for your hand...

Hehe...Frank is part of the illustrious Fusion LLC, the company whose internet service I use to host my iMac. And of course, upon this iMac lives hardgeus.com, so as you see you all owe a great deal of thanks to Frank.

Frank is friends with Brent et al, and he's over at Casa Del Brentos fairly often, but for some reason I've never really gotten a good photo of him. Well, this weekend at Molly's changed all that. Not only did I get a brilliant shot of the toilet, I got a wonderful shot of Frank saying "Yo! Gimme the money that you owe me for hosting your damn site you freeloading bastard!"

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